MEL’S PARTY
July 1st, 2002 Posted in UncategorizedSaturday night produced so many laughs it would take me a whole evening to write them down, so here is a selection of the best…..
Situation: Simon S in Sainsbury’s
Simon S: “Excuse me, do you have any marshmallows?”
Stranger: “ummm, I don’t work here…”
Situation: sat by an open window
Simon S: “oooh, I can smell Indian, is there one around here?”
Mel N: “yes, there’s one just around the corner”
Jonola (leans out window): “GO AND HAVE A SHOWER…!”
Ellie W-P: “I’ve been studying in Belgium for a year”
Jonola: “oh really? Where was that then? Amsterdam?”
Simon S: “Prince William kissed Claudia Schiffer then”
Jonola: “who?”
Simon S: “Claudia Schiffer”
Jonola: “oh, I thought you said Corduroy Shifter - that famous trouser salesman…!”
Situation: sat in roof-top garden/balcony, awkward silence in conversation
Jonola: “what a lovely bracket…”
Situation: Simon S and Ellie W-P in deep conversation
Simon S: “how ARE you, MEL?”
hmmm, just noticed that most of these involve me.
A full recount of the evening is available here
Quote of the Day
Situation: Sophie just finished first year at university
Ben C: “so I suppose you must have about 12 weeks off then”
Sophie C: “oh no, it’s more like about 3 months…!”
2 Responses to “MEL’S PARTY”
By nikki on Jul 2, 2002
hiya jac
By Jonola on Jul 2, 2002
hello nikki, how on earth are you old bean?