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Archive for July, 2002

HORSE FLIES

Wednesday, July 31st, 2002 Posted in Uncategorized | No Comments »

The office where I work is right next to a large field, and during the summer months, we suffer with a massive influx of flies, wasps and other flying creatures. As a consequence, we have a sturdy fly swat ...

JONOLA REDESIGN

Wednesday, July 24th, 2002 Posted in Uncategorized | 1 Comment »

There is a www.jonola14.co.uk redesign on the way, I just need to figure out how to insert image mapping onto this home page, and do a few alterations to menus and stuff so it'll turn out more fun for all ...

MONITOR PROBLEMS

Monday, July 22nd, 2002 Posted in Uncategorized | No Comments »

I arrived at work this morning to find my colleague frantically trying to pull out all the wires and leads from the back of her computer monitor. There was a strange, yet very distinct aroma in the office which, ...

NEWS UPDATE

Sunday, July 21st, 2002 Posted in Uncategorized | 2 Comments »

Every year, my stepfather goes up to Scotland with the school golf team to man the scoreboard on the 18th green for the Open Championship. Yesterday, during a brief pause in action, the BBC decided to do a mini ...

A CLOSE SHAVE

Wednesday, July 17th, 2002 Posted in Uncategorized | No Comments »

I wandered into the bathroom, turned on the tap, splashed water on my face and grabbed the shaving gel from the cupboard. It was early morning and I wasn't really with it. I lathered the gel and spread ...

FAT BOY SLIM

Monday, July 15th, 2002 Posted in Uncategorized | No Comments »

During the two and a half hour wait in a 15 mile traffic jam on the way to the Fat Boy Slim Party on Brighton beach, Matt S and I decided to liven up the otherwise depressing queues of cars, ...

SCAVENGER HUNT

Wednesday, July 10th, 2002 Posted in Uncategorized | 1 Comment »

All I wanted to do last night was have a couple of beers and a game of darts, but I foolishly let the riff-raff persuade me to take part in their scavenger hunt. This involved a trip round Cranleigh ...

CRICKET

Monday, July 8th, 2002 Posted in Uncategorized | 4 Comments »

When the batsman hit the cricket ball half a mile in the air and straight in my direction, I was confident that he would be walking back to the pavilion a few seconds later. I positioned myself and waited ...

KATIE CHALLENGE

Friday, July 5th, 2002 Posted in Uncategorized | No Comments »

Upon arrival at the pub last night, I was presented with a disposable camera, a sheet of tasks and an eager set of team-mates. The idea of the exercise was to have the team photographed with the following: a ...

MEL’S PARTY

Monday, July 1st, 2002 Posted in Uncategorized | 2 Comments »

Saturday night produced so many laughs it would take me a whole evening to write them down, so here is a selection of the best..... Situation: Simon S in Sainsbury's Simon S: "Excuse me, do you have any marshmallows?" Stranger: ...