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THE SEAMANS

Simon H happened to mention when I spoke to him yesterday that he had pulled the previous night. “She said to me “do you fancy some fresh air? and we wandered over to the bus shelter” Simon said, and added “I didn’t know why at first, but when she stuck her tongue down my throat, I suspected I knew”. As a consequence, when I met up with him for a few beers later on, he was subjected to endless bus jokes, culminating in a superb comment by yours truly “it’s not really like you mate, you usually go for someone who only pays half fare…..” I had to avoid a few darts and the odd pint glass, but he eventually went home for a fish burger…..

There was still time, though, for Matt S and I to rob some David Seaman wigs and attempt to ride home, on one bike. We swayed and we wobbled, mostly due to the fact that our wigs were obstructing the view, and decided to head for Simon H’s house to interrupt his meal….. After riding into a few hedges and narrowly avoiding parked cars, we went our separate ways, wigs still flailing.

I became so accustomed to my new head garment that I decided to wear it to work today. Oh the fun…..