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DRUNKEN DEBAUCHERY

You would have thought that after the antics of Friday night, that Saturday simply would not be able to produce similar stories. Oh how wrong you can be. Simon H pulled a 17 year old, which we all thought was utterly disgusting (he usually goes for those a little younger). He also went shopping and came back to the pub with a milkshake, a box of firelighters, a packet of wafers, a jif lemon, some cat food, some laughing cow cheese and an onion. I then proceeded to get drunk and fall asleep whilst walking home. I was awakened when my head collided with the sturdy structure of a bus shelter. Splendid.