CONSPIRACY THEORY
Wednesday, May 29th, 2002 Posted in Uncategorized | 2 Comments »It's blatantly a conspiracy. As soon as I get myself free of any remaining student debt whatsoever, my car and my computer have a secret meeting and decide that they do not like my overdraft-free lifestyle and that breakdowns ...
AWARD
Tuesday, May 28th, 2002 Posted in Uncategorized | 1 Comment »My uncle came round to my house yesterday and presented me with the Alfold Football Club Players Player of the Year 2002 award. I'd like to thank all the players at the club, my team manager, the coaches, the ...
SHUNTA’S BIRTHDAY
Monday, May 27th, 2002 Posted in Uncategorized | 2 Comments »When Simon H announced that his birthday party in the Cranleigh Hotel was to be fancy dress, it was clear that carnage would inevitably descend on the pub that night. And so it did. The antics began late afternoon with ...
TEXTS 2002
Saturday, May 25th, 2002 Posted in Text Archive | No Comments »28/12/2002Mother says I am 'drunk as a fart'. Is it possible for farts to be drunk? I am confused.Sender: Sophie C Now there's a surprise 25/12/2002Mother is currently in a flap, ...
ART AND DRAMA STUDENTS
Saturday, May 25th, 2002 Posted in Film, Rants | No Comments »We've all been in a situation whereby we've been watching a film or a tv programme, and there's an art and drama student in the vicinity. Now, I like students, I was one for many many years and I had ...
TENNIS TANTRUM
Saturday, May 25th, 2002 Posted in Rants, Sport | No Comments »I'm not the biggest fan of tennis, I'll admit that right away, but I'll always cheer on the British hopes in any tournament in any sport, so when the Wimbledon Tournament comes around each year, I'll always join in Henmania ...
COMPUTER TROUBLES
Tuesday, May 21st, 2002 Posted in Uncategorized | No Comments »I have just about recovered from the hysterical laughter I suffered yesterday, after Graham produced a moment of sheer comedy. Let me explain. Graham is 62 years old and originally from New Zealand. He's been working in trucks for ...
WINCHESTER
Saturday, May 18th, 2002 Posted in Uncategorized | 2 Comments »I spent last night with my sister and some of her university friends at a house near Winchester. After quite a few beers and a game of 52's, we decided that a round of 'murder in the dark' was ...
STAIR RODS
Monday, May 13th, 2002 Posted in Uncategorized | No Comments »During the thunderous downpour this afternoon, mother dashed upstairs, stood by the window, exclaimed the words "it's coming down in STAIR RODS" and toddled off downstairs, muttering something about her 'poor little plants'. I'm calling the nursing home tomorrow.
FRIDAY NIGHT
Sunday, May 12th, 2002 Posted in Uncategorized | 3 Comments »You can always count on a Friday night to be eventful. We were all sat in the restaurant, myself, my cousin and 15 other people from work. The food was good, the drink flowed and soon the banter started. ...
