From the sublime to the ridiculous

BLONDE TROUBLES

April 29th, 2002 Posted in Uncategorized

My local pub, the Cranley Hotel, had to send off its CD player to be repaired the other day after Katie, the blonde bar tender, had been asked to change the music.

The repair man returned to the pub a few days later with the cd player under his arm and wearing a rather large grin. “Here’s your cd player” he said to the landlord, placing the system on the bar “and here are your 6 cd’s” he added, piling them on top. The landlord looked up from his seat at the bar “well what was the fault?” he enquired. The repair man replied “it’s only a 5 disc changer….”

  1. 3 Responses to “BLONDE TROUBLES”

  2. By Wibbler on Apr 29, 2002

    Oh, the sheer FUN of it all!

  3. By shunta on May 1, 2002

    Didn’t happen exactly ike that but a little poetic licence is OK I suppose.
    You also forgot to mention that I broke it a few days later by pulling the draw out as it was trying to go in…. At least the repair man knew where to find us.

  4. By jonola on May 4, 2002

    I am informed, in fact, that it may actually have been 7 cd’s. Splendid.

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