BLONDE TROUBLES
Monday, April 29th, 2002 Posted in Uncategorized | 3 Comments »My local pub, the Cranley Hotel, had to send off its CD player to be repaired the other day after Katie, the blonde bar tender, had been asked to change the music. The repair man returned to the pub a few ...
GIRL TROUBLE
Monday, April 29th, 2002 Posted in Uncategorized | 1 Comment »For Christmas 2001, my sister presented me with an Instant Internet Girlfriend. I installed the CD, picked a girl called Dawn to be my loved one and she then emailed me regularly to tell me what she had been ...
SPURS VICTORY
Sunday, April 28th, 2002 Posted in Uncategorized | 2 Comments »Having the VERITABLE MULTITUDE of Liverpool-supporting friends that I do, it has often been difficult for me as a Tottenham fan, to put up with all their banter. How satisfying, then, that Spurs should beat Liverpool in the penultimate ...
P75 BPM
Thursday, April 25th, 2002 Posted in Cars, Classics, Rants | No Comments »In 1996, my mother was given a brand spanking new Ford Ka for Christmas by my stepfather. She didn't drive it very much and kept it in very good condition. In 2000, I received some inheritance money and started to ...
FOOTBALL MATCH
Wednesday, April 24th, 2002 Posted in Uncategorized | No Comments »I'm not a superstitious guy and I don't usually believe in fate, but what happened this evening is a smidgen mysterious. We arrived at the ground for our last football match of the season and the manager dumped the kit box ...
FOOTBALL INJURY
Tuesday, April 23rd, 2002 Posted in Uncategorized | No Comments »A burst frozen wart blister, five foot blisters, chronic stomach cramps, swollen neck glands, a bruised shoulder and a dead leg later, and I'm beginning to think that playing football yesterday may not have been such a good idea.
JONOLA PHOTOS
Sunday, April 21st, 2002 Posted in Uncategorized | 2 Comments »Because I'm such a kind person, I have uploaded a few photos of myself in embarrassing situations. In fact, there are 14 photos of Jonola, how very apt. More to come though, I fear.....
FART
Monday, April 15th, 2002 Posted in Uncategorized | 1 Comment »I've often wondered about this one.....
MR HELPFUL
Sunday, April 14th, 2002 Posted in Uncategorized | 4 Comments »On Saturday morning, with a mild hangover and an incessant desire to have a fry-up, Simon S and I went to the local garage near Michelle and Becki's house to stock up on eggs and beans. We wandered around, grabbed what ...
IMPROVEMENTS
Wednesday, April 10th, 2002 Posted in Uncategorized | 4 Comments »WELL, you avid jonola14.co.uk readers, yes, all three of you, it has come to my attention that this website could do with some improvement. Whatever does he mean? I hear you cry, but I feel it to be ...
