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Archive for March, 2002

SHAUN’S OPEN MIC NIGHT

Sunday, March 31st, 2002 Posted in Uncategorized | 1 Comment »

Another Saturday night, another open mic night, another skinful of alcohol and another Sunday update to keep you all amused. Due to Sparky's absence from his own open mic night session, Shaun H was asked to deputise and did a splendid ...

ANIMAL CRUELTY

Thursday, March 28th, 2002 Posted in Uncategorized | 5 Comments »

Some FUCKER cruelly retied my cat's collar so he spent the whole day barely able to walk. When I find out who the fuck it was, then there'll be one less resident of this poxy fucking village.

BETTER DRIVERS

Monday, March 25th, 2002 Posted in Uncategorized | 3 Comments »

So which sex is the better driver? Read my opinion here.

GOLDEN PALACE

Saturday, March 23rd, 2002 Posted in Uncategorized | 1 Comment »

Please bear in mind that I have worse shakes than the San Francisco fault line. Not being satisfied with the antics of the previous night, I went out to a local Chinese restaurant to celebrate a friend's birthday. This particular ...

BAR MED

Friday, March 22nd, 2002 Posted in Uncategorized | 1 Comment »

The only excuse Simon S, Simon H and I could come up with for last night's unplanned, unprovoked, inexcusable alcohol-induced debauchery was that it was Thursday night. It all started when the original idea of a 'couple of beers' was discarded ...

Well here we are again

Sunday, March 17th, 2002 Posted in Uncategorized | 1 Comment »

Well here we are again - the usual Sunday update on the previous night's antics. And what antics they were too. Given that it was my BIRTHDAY on Thursday, I duly arranged a drunken outing to Guildford to celebrate the ...

Happy birthday to me Happy

Thursday, March 14th, 2002 Posted in Uncategorized | 7 Comments »

Happy birthday to me Happy birthday to me Happy B I R T H D A Y dear M E E E E E E E E E E E E E H A P P Y B I R T ...

DANCING PIGS

Monday, March 11th, 2002 Posted in Uncategorized | No Comments »

Dancing pigs. Tremendous.

KINGSTON

Sunday, March 10th, 2002 Posted in Uncategorized | 2 Comments »

Friday night: Karaoke at the Cranley Hotel with Simon S, Simon H and Michelle. We sang all 9 minutes of American Pie (again!), drank tequila - including salt straight from the salt sellar, stole an abandoned bed-head from ...

GRAFFITTI

Thursday, March 7th, 2002 Posted in Uncategorized | 1 Comment »

Had a few beers with Simon H last night and ended up writing the word 'PRICK' on the back of his jacket in chalk. Imagine the reaction, then, when he went to work the next day..... Also graffittied Simon S' ...